Declaration Number One:
When: July 4, 1776
Where: Independence Hall, Philadelphia, PA
By Whom:- John Hancock, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and a bunch of other white dudes
Most Significant Passage: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
Outcome: The birth of the United States of America.
Declaration Number Two:
When: February 25, 2019, during dinner
Where: Our house
By whom: Mia, age 4
Most Significant (in this case, only) passage: “I am out of ketchup.”
Outcome: Mia received more ketchup
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