Not to brag, but…

This past weekend I was responsible for my three daughters for the span of roughly four hours. During that time they:

1. ate a nutritious meal
2. watched zero minutes of screen time
3. only ingested one substance that required a call to Poison Control (a hefty dollop of froofy sun screen by Delaney, age 2)

So yeah…got this whole parenting thing pretty much under control.

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