If Neil Young Was A Golfer

Golfin’ In The Free World

The colors on the tee

Red, white, and blue

People shufflin’ their cleats

People sleepin’ in golf shoes

There’s a Cart Path Only Sign

On the hole ahead

There’s a lot of people playing

Frisbee golf instead

Don’t feel like a slow golfer

But I am to them

So I let ’em play through

With a wave of my hand

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

I see a woman in the night

With a sand wedge in her hand

On hold number eight

With a glow ball in the sand

Now she puts the wedge away

And she’s gonna take a drop

She hates her lie

And what she’s done with it

There’s one more golfer

That will never go to Q school

Never reach the green in two

Never get an eagle

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

We got a thousand rules of golf

For the handicap man

We got a kinder, gentler ball wash hand

We got golf super stores

And comfort stations

We got extra tee boxes

For the senior player

Got a ranger of the people

Let’s you play with five

Got a new driver

Got fairways to drive

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

Keep on golfin’ in the free world

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