My Potential Obit. Part 2

August 26th, 2105

Today, Tim Miller, the world’s oldest man, passed away peacefully at his home. He died on his 127th birthday, just three years short of the record for oldest person ever. The medical examiner did report there was evidence that in his 40’s, an incident involving his children and car seats took four years off his life. If not for the car seat debacle, which according to the toxicologist report, occurred when the family was ALREADY running late, Mr. Miller would have easily surpassed the world’s oldest human. Further evidence of the trauma was in Mr. Miller’s final words, when he uttered an apparent reference to that day: “Fine. We’ll just sit here then.”

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