Things my wife does on a Saturday “soccer morning”:
Feed three kids breakfast
Find three soccer jerseys
Find three sets of shin guards and cleats
Fill four water bottles
Help three kids get dressed in soccer uniforms
Put sunscreen on three kids
Inflate any soccer balls that need air
Get team snacks ready
Put three soccer balls in soccer bags
Put shade and lawn chairs in the car
Get three kids in the car
Things I do on a Saturday “soccer morning”:
Drink coffee
Go poo
(Tongue-in-cheek): The least you could do is inflate the soccer balls. Sounds like you have a lot of hot air to donate.
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