A Leaky Comparison

Things my wife does on a Saturday “soccer morning”:

Feed three kids breakfast

Find three soccer jerseys

Find three sets of shin guards and cleats

Fill four water bottles

Help three kids get dressed in soccer uniforms

Put sunscreen on three kids

Inflate any soccer balls that need air

Get team snacks ready

Put three soccer balls in soccer bags

Put shade and lawn chairs in the car

Get three kids in the car

Things I do on a Saturday “soccer morning”:

Drink coffee

Go poo

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