Tim Miller is a writer and teacher living in San Marcos, CA with his wife and three young daughters. He’s f*cking hysterical when he’s fully rested, which is never.
He created the Faucet as a way to keep his sense of humor flowing in an era of endless dishes. Also, metaphors feed his superiority complex.
He got his start as a humor columnist for The North County Times near San Diego in 2011. When the newspaper ceased publication, he turned to freelance writing, while also developing theories about the widespread extinction of local newspaper humor columnists. Once, while eating a leftover burrito, he had an epiphany. Something about a meteor. This theory, like his first novel, remains unpublished.
Oh, and one last thing. DO NOT CONTACT HIM FOR YOUR PLUMBING NEEDS!!!